The brother of puss in boots

"Yes it is I, Puss in boots"
"nobody cares puss,any way why are you here? this story is about me not you !"
"back to the story"

It was a cold summers evening I was cold in fact I was freezing. It was raining outside. I slowly walked to my milk bowl and I was thinking of how my brother would most likely be outside on a adventure with Shrek and Donkey. I was so jealous of my brother ever since we were little kittens, he had all the friends, he got all the girls, What did I get?  Nothing.

That same night jack in a hat (puss in boots brother) woke up to a knocking at his window Jack walked to his window to see puss in boots on the ground throwing stones up at his window.
"what do you want ?" Jack yelled tiredly
"I want you to come with me"
"come with you where ?"
"on an adventure, pack your stuff where leaving now"
"here we go" Jack thought rolling his eyes

That very next day Jack and Puss set of in a blue holden puss drove because he was way more mature.
"where are we going?" Jack yelled.
"on an adventure" Puss said with a smile on his furry face
Jack just sat there and tried to figure out what this adventure might be...
he thought it might possibly be helping him fight a dragon,Eating a 200 pound meatball,dancing with snow white and the seven dwarfs.

Half way through Jacks train of thought puss barged in to say
"Where here"
Jack looked at where he took him he looked all around him and all he saw was blackness
"where are we?" Jack was feeling scared now
"somewhere"
Jack really wished Puss would give him a straight answer he was getting so annoyed with Puss

Jack couldn't see anything not even his own hand in front of him jack called out to Puss but there was no answer he was really scared he heard something fall behind him it sounded like a torch hitting the cold wet stone floor he turned around and to his surprise it was a torch. He picked it up and found some kind of a note on it he turned the torch on and read it to him self...

Jack 
if you want to live follow my clues do exactly as i say and you should live through this. sorry i had to do this to you it was the only way. 
Puss

Jack just stood there reading it over and over again he wanted a clue puss told him he woud get clues! 
All of a sudden a note in a plastic bottle fell from the roof.

Jack                                                               sorry i forgot to give you a clue before so here it is... If you have a brain you should find a drain.

what kind of clue was that Jack thought but then he started thinking he thought of where drains where.... On the ground he thought to him self he shined the torch on the ground he searched in a panic he saw a drain and he ran to it he opened it and looked inside he didn't see anything until he fell in he screamed the whole way down he never saw a drain that deep he fell for about a minute when he hit the water he saw another clue floating in the water he quickly swooped it up with his claw he opened it and read it through

haha well i see you found the drain. :) now if you cant swim you might find a bright light but if you can you will stay in the tunnel.

Jack thought about it for awhile he can swim but if he can he will still be in the dark but if he just sinks he will see a bright light he was trying to figure out if he will see a bright light as in he will die or if he would see a bright light of the outside sun!

Jack hopped that he would see the outside light so he winged it and he swam down and to his surprise he actually did see a bright light he fell from a giant pipe on to the hard floor or a ditch he coughed and spat water out as it was a long time he held his breathe he searched the ditch for another clue and he saw one wedged between two rocks Jack grabbed it still coughing and spitting he read it and this one gave him a huge shock.

Wow you thought you were being clever didn't you well you weren't sorry Jack you have gone the wrong way and there is no way back! 
you tried and you failed sorry but there is no way i can possibly help you i will tell mum and dad you moved to canada
Puss

Jack climbed out of the ditch and to his astonishment he was in the middle of nowhere Jack blamed his brother for it and hated him but only if Jack new what trouble Puss was in...


TO BE CONTINUED 

Another fairy tale

You've all heard of Shrek,Snow white and Rapunzle, but have you ever wondered what happened to them after their moments of fame or what happened to them after there books and there movies well i'm going tell you.

So first of all let me tell you about their lives so far, Well Shrek and Fiona are still living in there swap only they have up sized it there children are now 7 years old they have all reached that stage when they actually argue back to there parents so thats there life after there movies.

Snow whites life hasn't changed a whole lot she still lives with those seven dwarfs and still cleans up after them and her prince is on another fairy tale adventure saving princess from tall towers and saving them from creepy old lady's following them.

Rapunzle has changed a lot she now lives in a mansion on the ocean side she got a hair cut and now has her hair in a bob just above her shoulders her prince actually got a real job he is now a banker and is very good at it well when he is there. So lets get right in to the story then.

Once upon a time there were two averagely ugly ogres they smelt bad and they used to be celebrity's. They were just eating dinner one night telling there children that their food was not a toy but of course they didn't listen, When they heard someone screaming and hitting on their door when Fiona answered Snow white barged in screaming and crying about how all her dwarfs have been kidnapped. She showed them a note that was left in her house when she got home from her diving class Shrek and Fiona read it over 

Dear Snow white 

If you ever want to see your 7 little dwarfs again then you need to meet me in a dark cave near the blue lagoon ( p.s come alone)

From ...

"why did you come and tell us " cried Shrek "i mean we cant come with you the note said so you have to go alone"

"but" Snow white started "i'm not brave and strong like you" snow white said with puppy dog eyes
 "i need your help and when we get to the cave i can go in alone" Fiona asked Shrek to try and be helpful for once but Shrek had to remind her who saved her from the Tower and from the Dragon who is now Donkeys wife. 

"we will do it" Fiona said with out a thought going through her mind Snow white was so happy i mean she love's those dwarfs Fiona left Shrek alone and made a bed for Snow white on their couch 

"we will leave first thing tomorrow" Fiona told her.

"We cant help her" Shrek moaned "Oh shut up!" Fiona yelled with a hint of moody-ness.

That morning Shrek was in a really bad mood he doesn't want to help some stupid girl who ate a poison-ness apple. 'Knock knock' 

"he must be here now" Fiona said with a smile 

"who's here" Shrek said with a grumpy tone

"my farther, We cant leave our children here alone he's here to baby sit"

"Oh well thats just great" Shrek replied with sarcasm 

Shrek,Fiona and Snow white all made their way to the carriage. Snow white and Fiona jumped in the back well Shrek took the Wheel.

They were driving for about an hour when They saw a girl on the side of the road 

"it looks like she was hit" 

Snow white and Fiona both jumped out of the carriage well Shrek was already out they checked for her pulse and she was alive just hurt.

"Look another note"

Shrek picked it up and read it aloud 

Dear Snow white 

i now that you have company drop them there and carry on alone or grumpy is the first to die (p.s sleepy's next)

"who is this person who took my dwarfs and what does he want from me"

"Snow white it will be okay he wont kill grumpy and we will help you get them back we just need to figure something out they stayed up all night figuring it out.

The next morning their plan was set and fool prof or so they thought Snow white carried on in the carriage alone and Shrek and Fiona waited for about ten minuts picked up the injured girl and put her in the back then took a seprate carriage fowlling her.
"I still think this is a bad plan" Shrek moaned again 
"well you've done it before" Fiona yelled with a bit of fury 
"but i was younger then now im a fat old man"
"well you're not that old now, it was only seven years ago"
Slowly the girl became more awake every second she was getting better and better, Shrek and Fiona were still arguing over how its a bad plan when she awoke. 
"my names rapunzle" she interupted their little descussion "you probably didnt reconise me because i'm usally stuck in a tall tower and i did have really long hair like taller than the empire state building long!
"yeah thats a great story rapunzle!, But do you know who hit you and who stuck the note on you?"
"well yes i saw him he took me from my mansion then pushed me in front of an on coming carriage, He kind of looked like peter pan but he carried a flute and had a bunch of rats fowlling him, it was really disgusting" "but i dont know his name if thats what your asking"
"That's fine because i know exactley who youre talking about"
"WHO!" Fiona screamed anxiousley.
"The pied piper" Shrek told them both he carried on about how he thinks he knows why he wants Snow white.
"well rumor has it that Snow white's Family ows the pied piper's family some sort of goose that lays golden eggs. I never thought that it was true until now"
"I think we might have to change the plan and make one little stop and fight a giant before we go and help Snow white".

That same day at about 9:00 pm Shrek,Fiona and rapunzle were all hiding behind a bush infront of the dark cave where they waited for their plan to start. They all wached Snow white walk up the step stair case up to the cave She walked in slowly and said with a gulp
"hello" her voice ecohed a few times then heared the pied piper say
"did you come alone"
"y-y-yes" she stutered
"why are you so nervouse then" he replied with a snigger
"because i dont trust you now give me my dwarfs back or else i will,i will ahh i will punch you"
the pied piper laughed
"You will punch me, I will give you your dwarfs back after you give me somthing"
"What is it" she replied curiously

"When is she going to give us the signal" Rapunzle complained
"give her time she wants all of her dwarfs to live" Shrek told her

"i want the goose that lays golden eggs" pied piper told her with another snigger
"well i don't know where it is" Snow white told him
"then i guess grumpy is gonna die"
a light flicked on and she saw grumpy hanging by his toe over a pot of steaming hot water and the other dwarfs all lined up next to the pot chained to each otheres backs
"LET HIM GO" screamed Snow white
"Where is the goose'
"I don't know"
The rope lowered closer to the steaming pot of water
"WAIT" yelled Snow white now with teares in her eyes
"I will go get it"she said not having a single clue of where or what it might look like
 She climbed down the stairs and told shrek and fiona about the goose that lays golden eggs shrek told her that he thought this might happen and gave her a bag
"whats in this" Snow white asked
"Look" Shrek told her
Snow white opened the bag to see the goose.
"how did you get this "she asked
"Ahh its a long story" Shrek said with a grin
Snow white ran up the stairs and told pied piper that she has it but she will only give to him when he realises the dawrfs
"Fine but you must put the bag on the floor and and push it to me" he told her
Snow white did so and pied piper let the dwarfs go the pied piper started to laugh and sing a strange little song.

All of a sudden the S.W.A.T team ran through the cave entrance and pointed there guns at the pied piper
"DROP THE BAG AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND WALK VERY SLOWLY TAWORDS US" the pied piper put the goose down and walked towards the swat snow white started crying she was so happy her dwarfs were saved and the pied piper was in jail and not being creepy.

So thats what hapened to those three after there movies and books and Shrek and Fiona both went back to their swap and had a lovly holiday at muddy and slimey world and Rapunzle went to the hospital and found out that she had broken a hip from when she was hit and she decided to grow her hair back.
Snow white stayed close to shrek and fiona and she moved in to her own hose but still next door to her dwarfs.


And they all lived hapily ever after.




      

Sewing with Mrs Bennett!

Over the past 3 weeks room 13 has been sewing with Mrs Bennett. We have learnt several stitches & how to use the needle when we are sewing.
Today we had to finish off our products, here is a photo of Denzil's finished sewing product.


By Krisana

Books

At Reremoana we have to send back our books from our class library corners to our public library before they become over due.

My dogs Link&Buffy

To me Link and Buffy are the best dogs in the whole world but I'm probably only saying that because there my dogs but still I think they are. I mean just look at those faces there just so cute. I've had dogs for nearly 3 years now, Link the black dog who is a boy is the eldest of my two dogs and is two years old turning three on the 28 of November but in dog years he is 14 and is older than me. Buffy which is of course the yellow one is a girl and is one year old turning two on the 15 December and in dog years she is 7 years old.

One of the best things about having dogs is that they keep you fit because you have to walk them and they love to play, most of the games that my dogs like to play involve chasing them around a table or me throwing a ball and then hiding my dogs usually win because there so awesome.

Link is the nice one out of them both because when ever he meets a new person he would wag his tail, sniff them and lick them but he is the one who when you just want to do something on your own he will bring a ball to you and ask you to throw it for him. In away that is really cute but sometimes you just want a break from throwing a ball that is covered in dog spit.

Buffy is the naughty one out of them both because she likes to demand things and she play bites a lot for example I would go into my room for about one minute and then go back to her and she will wag her tail really hard and jump up at me biting my arm like I have been gone for over a year so that is one of Buffys really weird traits but that is one of the things that makes her lovable.

So I really love having dogs in the house even though they sometimes make messes in the house but that's just part of the deal and I'm still trying to get a third from my parents. Wish me luck

(: Australia :)

Do you want a good family holiday where you can relax on a beach or go to a couple theme parks? well than you need to go to Australia. I went a few years ago but i remember it really well there was theme parks, hotel, shops,beaches and so much more i lost count.

Let me tell you a little bit about the theme parks  the theme parks are really fun (a really good day out) there are a lot of rides,if you want a fun place with tons of rides i suggest movie world or Dream world i haven't been to dream world but i have been to movie world and there is a lot of fun family rides for example there is a bugs bunny ride when you go down an elevator thing and you sit in a boat where you go on a river looking at all the looney tunes characters it is a really fun ride i think your family will love it.

Also in Australia there is a couple zoo's it is a good place to go for the day because there is quite a few animals there that you can touch hold and look at when i went me and my sisters got to hold a baby crocodile and got to pat a few kangaroos and even got to feed them. So you might want to go there for a day if you have some one in your family who loves animals or if you just like to see what kind of animals there is in other country's then your own.

So i hope i have convinced you to go and book some tickets to fly to Australia for a family holiday and trust me you won't regret it

Have fun in Australia.

House robbery

I wake up to the sound of a window being smashed. I wonder if I'm dreaming but I'm not. I slowly get out of bed nervous about what it might be. I hear foot steps rushing around the family room. I'm really scared. I walk into the family room and see two men shoving everything we own into a black bag.
They spot me and aim there gun at my head...

The four-sided triangle

I was walking down the street looking through all the windows of the shops and then i saw it. The awesome pair of sneakers I wanted but can't afford.  I carry on walking and see the four-sided triangle only for $6.99. "Jackpot!" I scream. I run into the shop that is called "shapes and stuff". I grab the four-sided triangle and race to the counter knocking over every fragile thing in the shop. When I reached the counter the man didn't look very happy,
"I'm sorry," I told the guy "but can I buy this?" I asked shoving it in his face. He took it off me and said,
"that will be $6.99." I hand him the money and he tells me that i'm $6.00 short so i quickly run away with the four-sided triangle.

I showed my best friend Freddy-Bob and he says "awesome". We run around playing with it when I trip and drop the four sided triangle down the drain. Freddy-Bob and I scream. We run to the drain it fell down and we stared at it when i said...
"hey the the four-sided triangle kind of looks like a square from this angle."

The Miracle - By Denzil

I hold the coin in my hand. I throw it in the wishing well, forgetting to make a wish I walk away, then race back to make my wish I close my eyes and say it in my head. I start to walk home thinking that it will never happen but then it does. "It's a miracle," I cry catching as many hot dogs as I  possibly can. "It's raining hot dogs!" I scream. "It's a miracle," I yell even louder.  

The Dancing Tiger By Denzil

As I watch the tiger stand up and start to dance I hear some peacocks laughing at him. The tiger doesn't care though because he is a professional dancing tiger. He does all kinds of dances. The tiger, who I call stripes can breakdance, ballroom dance even disco. After a while of watching the tiger dance the peacocks have stopped laughing and started to try some of the dances.

Chalk Art Portraits

Another busy week, meet the teacher evening, orienteering, chalk art and almost a Wheelay. Phew.  Just to tide you over until we get some proper, juicy student writing on here.  Here are some of the wonderful chalk art portrait creations we've completed this week.